"A word after a word after a word is power"

I'm struggling to find the balance between profound and pretentious.

Tomato tomatoooh

Tomatoes dipped in tomato soup… Oddly… redundantly… delicious.

Frightened Rabbit - Bright Pink Bookmark
Lenka - Knock Knock
Houston Calls - Sunrise Goodbyes
Pinback - Tripoli (Em Peach)
Portugal the Man - When the War Ends
Phoenix - Countdown (Sick for the Big Sun)
My Chemical Romance - Cemetery Drive
Josh Ritter - The Bad Actress
Ingrid Michaelson  The Chain
Katy Perry - Peacock
David Bowie - Star
Taking Back Sunday - Bonus Mosh Pt 2
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Date with the Night
Rocky Votolato - Suicide Medicine
Lenka - Anything I’m not
Houston Calls - A Pen and a Piece of Mind
Fall Out Boy - Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things To Do Today
Sam Philips - Reflecting Light
Dresden Dolls - Perfect Fit
Stars - Your Ex Lover is Dead
Alright, ya’ll … what’d you learn about me?
  1. Frightened Rabbit - Bright Pink Bookmark
  2. Lenka - Knock Knock
  3. Houston Calls - Sunrise Goodbyes
  4. Pinback - Tripoli (Em Peach)
  5. Portugal the Man - When the War Ends
  6. Phoenix - Countdown (Sick for the Big Sun)
  7. My Chemical Romance - Cemetery Drive
  8. Josh Ritter - The Bad Actress
  9. Ingrid Michaelson  The Chain
  10. Katy Perry - Peacock
  11. David Bowie - Star
  12. Taking Back Sunday - Bonus Mosh Pt 2
  13. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Date with the Night
  14. Rocky Votolato - Suicide Medicine
  15. Lenka - Anything I’m not
  16. Houston Calls - A Pen and a Piece of Mind
  17. Fall Out Boy - Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things To Do Today
  18. Sam Philips - Reflecting Light
  19. Dresden Dolls - Perfect Fit
  20. Stars - Your Ex Lover is Dead

Alright, ya’ll … what’d you learn about me?

(via dixcnormous)

Cheese

I ordered a cheese plate at the restaurant tonight. It bragged 3 different kinds of cheeses and seasonal fruit. Maybe it was my fault for ordering in the winter, but I had wonderful visions of grapes and melons and delicious fruit… apples and canned cranberry sauce. The cheese was good. $15 for cheese and really bad crackers and cranberry sauce. I’m done ordering pretentious food.

Ho-yeah

Ho-yeah

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